UPCOMING BEER WARS?

cabo wabo cerveza? i am still researching this. i e-mailed paula about it, and her reply was:

"Unfortunately, the cerveza never came to fruit. Sorry!"

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! DETAILS PLEASE! never came to fruit as in what?

was once in limited production?
was once only served in the cantina?
was the lord's idea but never entered production?

i need these fucking details. so i replied, but have still never heard back. so i ordered the cabo wabo cerveza t-shirt and it arrived the other day! here's the pic of the bottles on the back....

I'm just guessing here, but it looks to me that at ONE TIME this beer actually existing but for some reason or another was discontinued! There seems to have been a lot of thought put into the design of the cap, the design of the bottles, etc...plus, why sell a t-shirt of something that never existed?

The true question is why? We may never know. Hopefully, one day, the Lord will enlighten us regarding the Cabo Wabo Cerveza.

In other news, some manbitches have shut down cabomasters.com over some "billing dispute". BILLING DISPUTE?!?!?! TOUGH NUTS doesn't need to pay! I AM A CABOMASTER!

And last but certainly not least, the CABOMISTRESS is now blogging!

the movement is growing. the lord will be pleased!

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