Saturday, May 31, 2003

families!
i'm enjoying some coronas with lime on this fine rainy saturday.
limes...is there anything they can't do?
you're probably wondering why i'm not using these limes to make waboritas...well i have somewheres to go tonight. if i start with the waboritas, i need to make a commitment to the waborita...and to sammy hagar. you can't just have one...sammy would cry (he wouldn't really...sammy doesn't cry, he just sweats tequila from his eye sockets). you need to dedicate an evening to the cabo. luckily for me, i've dedicated my LIFE to it...and to spreading the good word of cabo wabo.
may sammy hagar bless you the same way he has blessed me.

Thursday, May 29, 2003

when life gives you lemons...make lemonade.
when life gives you limes...make WABORITAS dammit!!!
late.