FRINGE BENEFITS!

one of the benefits of visiting cabo san lucas (as if we needed another reason) was the selection of tequila and liqueurs that could be purchased. CHEAP!

as i've mentioned before, my location prevents me from the luxuries of cabo wabo anejo and damiana. and if i ever CAN find them, they are very expensive. so i was extremely happy when i got to cabo and found damiana for $11/bottle and anejo for $45/bottle.

acquiring these bottles gave me the proper ingredients for the CaboBlogo, a drink which had never touched this CaboMasters lips up to this point.

before i go into the details, let me just show you the treasures i acquired from the Cabo Wabo Cantina gift shop:

so, obviously, the CaboMistress and i were anxious to taste this wonderful drink upon our arrival at home. we get home at 12:30am, and probably should've gone to sleep.

but no. the CaboBlogo beckoned.

so i fire up a round, making SURE i follow Drunk Guy's recipe to the letter. here is the result:

please note the prescription drug bottles in the background

now, if you are at ALL aware of the recipe, you realize that this drink contains THREE shots of tequila, so you might expect it to be strong.

let me dispel all doubts.

THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING DRINK IN THE HISTORY OF TIME AND SPACE!!!!

the cabomistress and i were absolutely blown away. and i do not mean to blaspheme, but i trule believe that this magical creation is actually BETTER than the waborita.

i know what you're thinking...but do yourself, and me, and sammy a favor. go out, take whatever means necessary to acquire the ingredients, and:


TRY

THIS

FUCKING

DRINK

ASAP


i promise you, you will NOT be disappointed.

in fact, i've started a petition (which i will send to the cabo wabo cantina once we get enough signatures) to have the CaboBlogo officially added to the list of drinks offered at the Cabo Wabo Cantina.

please sign it.

NOW!!!!

A TASTE OF HEAVEN - BACK TO HELL

i have returned from heaven on earth aka cabo san lucas, and more specifically the cabo wabo cantina. there was triumph, there was pain, there was death, there was resurrection! where to begin?

let's start with the reunion of the cabomasters and cabomistress. the power was amazing. the hand of god (sammy) reached down and touched us all. lucky for you, blog reader, this event was captured on film:

lord hagar greets his followers

this cabo summit was indeed an important one, as we discussed the plan of attack for our conquest of the baja! the plan was, get as drunk as possible on cabo wabo tequila and then let the KILLING begin!!!!

step one: visit the cabo wabo cantina!

on our first night, we decided to make the visit to mecca! this was truly a moving experience to know that we were in the house of our lord. i was nearly in tears. upon arrival, we promptly ordered up a round of the trinity (for those of you who don't know what the fuck that is, it is a shot of blanco, shot of reposado, shot of anejo).

FEAR THE POWER, MORTAL!

to consume the trinity IN the cabo wabo cantina itself is something that i cannot put into words. it was at this moment that i believe i reached FULL enlightment! a shaft of light came down from the heavens and illuminated our table! i was hoping that sammy would reach down again, grab myself and my fellow cabomasters throw us into the pacific so we could float away to our destiny...

PROPHECY FULFILLED?!?!?!

but, alas, it was not to be. lord hagar obviously had other plans for his loyal disciples...

FINAL THOUGHTS

my bags are packed and i am ready to head to the cabomistress's residence to prepare for our trip!
i just can't believe that 24 hours from now i will be in the holiest of holy lands, cabo san lucas. the home of what drives me to keep living.

expect a full report upon my return. it will be quite an experience to gather the 3 cabomasters together once again!

may sammy bless you!!!!!