PASSPORT = LOCATED!

in my bag that i last used to travel to sandy eggo! apparently i thought while i was there we might make a quick trip to tijuana so i packed the passport just in case.

so, the date draws near and the cabo wabo meltdown lineup is in place:

sammy hagar & the waboritas
tommy lee
jerry cantrell

should be pretty fucking sweet. i'm not looking forward to a mass of people, since i hate people and wish they would all die unless they are fans of cabo, but i will be drunk on anejo the entire time so i should be ok.

cabomistress is ready as well. i think i might cry when i enter the cabo wabo cantina for the first time.

i am serious.

i am actually taking a shit right now. wireless networking rulez!

DIE DIE DIE!!!!

2 days 6 hours 55 minutes 45 seconds to cabo and i STILL haven't found my fucking passport!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

worst case scenario, i will have to drive to my parents house and pick up my birth certificate before i head to the airport. but it was only like 5 months ago that my mom dropped off my passport and i KNOW i put it fucking somewhere but i can't remember wheres!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

sammy! GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!!!!

7 days

just like The Ring, i now have 7 days.

till the most incredible moment of my life: MY ARRIVAL IN CABO SAN LUCAS, MEXICO!

it will be a powerful feeling when myself, the cabomistress and my fellow cabomasters unite in the holiest of holy places! we are going to attempt to gain an audience with Lord Hagar. i truly believe that if such a summit occurs, the world will be changed forever. i have been so drunk on Cabo Wabo tequila these last few weeks, it's been amazing. you could say i've been training for my pilgrimage. i'd like to just call it "PURE ENLIGHTENMENT". i'm sure upon my return i shall have many stories to share, but i seriously doubt mere mortals will be able to comprehend the full breadth of their meaning, the INFLUENCE that these experiences have on world affairs!
shit. i think i need a shot!

update!

been a whiles!
soon though (in 4 days), my life will resume some sort of normalcy and i will be blogging! i have tons of shit to blog but this one was so important i had to get it done now.

the other day i drop the CaboMistress off at home on my way to the studio. but i can't work at the studio without beer, so after i drop her off i stop at the liquor store to pick up a 12 pack. well, as i do with all liquor stores, i inspect the selection. i go back, pretty decent selection actually, even had some shit i didn't recognize.

most importantly though, top shelf i spot the Cabo Wabo Blanco and...

what is this?

Cabo Wabo Reposado indeed.

BUT, not just your every day Cabo Wabo Reposado. the OLD cabo wabo reposado bottle that was discontinued 2 years ago (i think)!

now, the CaboMistress had just bought me a BRAND new bottle of reposado the other day (girls, take note. buy bottles of reposado for CaboMasters), but i'd never seen the old bottle in these there parts! do i purchase?

STUPID FUCKING QUESTION! OF COURSE I DO!!!!!!

which leads to a preview of next weekend.

THE ULTIMATE MOTHERFUCKING TEQUILA SHOWDOWN!!!!

CABO WABO REPOSADO vs. CABO WABO REPOSADO

so there IS a meaning to life after all. thank you sammy!

COUNTDOWN!

Yes, i've been slacking Agave Princess. Still, you should be honored to be lumped in with me as I am a CaboMaster as well!

Please note the countdown above. Yes, boys and girls, that is counting down to the moment my plane touches down at SJD for 3.5 days of the most intense CaboWabo experience ever. I believe we're set to arrive at approx. 1:30 PST (we being myself and the CaboMistress). We will meet up with my fellow CaboMasters immediately upon arrival and proceed to RULE OVER ALL OF CABO SAN LUCAS WITH AN IRON AGAVE!!!!

In addition to the clock i need to have a poll to ask whether we'll make it back alive or not!