ONE YEAR LATER

hard to believe, but today is the one year anniversary of my first waborita ever! prepared by cabomaster radkow.

it is truly a time to reflect. when i took that first sip, i could never have predicted that my life would be so drastically changed. i had no idea that cabo wabo and lord sammy would proceed to inform my every decision and desire! a lot has been accomplished in my first year A.C.W. first of all, i have consumed 28 total bottles of cabo wabo tequila since my first sip...a trip to mecca with my fellow cabomasters and cabomistress...countless cabo wabo conversions...the start of cabomasters.com...thousands of manbitches killed...the list goes on...

but this cabomaster is not satisfied. and never will be until he is floating face down in the pacific. learn to swim, fuckers!

of course, i am enjoying a waborita right now to commemorate this event!!!!! DRINK UP!!!!!! SAMMY IS LORD!

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CABO POWER!!!!

not since darth vader joined the dark side has there been such a high concentration of power in the universe! that's right folks...the cabomistress and i are getting married!!!!

soon the cabo death star will be operational and we will be able to eliminate manbitches by the thousands!

obviously we've already decided that we will be toasting with waboritas at the wedding!

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