Friday, July 08, 2005

CABOMASTER WEDDING

just a quick post....i am getting married tomorrow. so all cabomasters must do a shot of cabo at some point to commemorate the union of tough nuts and the cabomistress. we had cabo shots and waboritas last night at the rehearsal dinner and we will be toasting with waboritas at the reception tomorrow!
i will get back to blogging when we return from the honeymoon.

sammy rules over all.

death and destruction to manbitches.

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Sunday, May 29, 2005

BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!



yes, i am still alive. yes i still say "HOLY FUCKING FUCK!" yes i am still spreading the word of our good Lord Sammy! And last night, i once again had the opportunity to partake in the Holy Drink of the Waborita!

and HOLY FUCKING FUCK was it AWESOME!!!!!!

but first, let's talk about Drunkard's post regarding Paula updating the "official" site. Well, yesterday I was on there looking around for recipes for my Mexican fiesta and I re-registered with a new e-mail address. Well, NOW, when you register, they give you a survey.....here are some sample questions:

If you have recommended Cabo Wabo tequila, how often have you done so over the past year?


  • Once or twice

  • Several times

  • Too Often to Count



IS THIS NOT THE WAY OF THE CABOMASTERS?!?!?!


How interested would you be in attending in person or on-line a Cabo Wabo party where you and others in the Cabo Wabo extended family would get a chance to meet?
  • a. In person, provided it was in a city close to you?

  • Extremely Interested

  • Somewhat interested

  • Not very interested



b. On the Internet through an on-line event?


  • Extremely Interested

  • Somewhat interested

  • Not very interested


I'D BE WILLING TO MET THEM IF THEY WERE COOL LIKE Drunkard, El Bobbo, Gredge, and 8ZERO8, BUT IF THEY'RE TRENDY MANBITCHES LOOKING FOR THE "NEXT MARTINI' THEY CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!!


How interested would you be in learning about a special program for loyal Cabo Wabo "insiders" who have volunteered to introduce friends to the brand?

  • Extremely Interested

  • Somewhat interested

  • Not very interested


AM I MISTAKEN, OR HAVE WE ALREADY STARTED THIS?!?!?!?!

What do you feel is a good name for this group of loyal Cabo Wabo drinkers who actively introduce the brand to their friends and acquaintances? (rank 1 through 9 with 1 being what you think would be the best name)

  • Advocates

  • Ambassadors

  • Champions

  • Friends

  • Loyalists

  • Journey-people

  • Friends of Sammy

  • I can't drive 55 Club

  • other (specify):


OF COURSE I CHOSE OTHER AND SPECIFIED CABOMASTERS. This is just more proof that our influence is being felt in the Cabo Nation!

I just wanted to let you know that the Cabo is still coarsing through my veins and that Lord Sammy is aware of the CABOMASTERS!!!

DIE!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, January 29, 2005

XBOX

last night i "borrowed" a projector from work and hung a sheet from the curtain rod of our front window and played xbox!
let me tell you how fucking awesome this was!!!!! fucking awesome, i tell you!!!!! i will need to "borrow" the projector again next weekend for the super bowl....

i'm sure my neighbors really appreciated seeing a mirror image of me playing NFL 2k5 across the street. the cabomistress went out front to see what it looked like from the outside thinking that it would just be a dull bright sheet....nope. crystal clear xbox for all to see!!! fucking awesome.

next home improvement project: getting rid of those front windows and just making that the "PROJECTION WALL!"

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Sunday, January 16, 2005

HOLY SHIT!

as most of you know, my team is the philadelphia eagles! we have been so disappointed these last few years when we get to the NFC championship game only to fall short of the goal of (at least) advancing to the super bowl!

so, just now, i go to the eagles website and the flash intro:

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/intro/playoffs4.htm

THE SONG IS "RIGHT NOW" BY OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR SAMMY HAGAR AND THE VAN DILDOS!!!!

is this a sign that this year will "finally be our year?!?!" one can hope!

IN OTHER NEWS we got so fucking supertrashed on waboritas last night holy fucking shit. between four of us we killed a bottle of reposado and 1/4 bottle of blanco! that and many beers. and of course SAMMY HAGAR'S CABO WABO DRUNKEN SHRIMP!

LATES!

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Sunday, January 09, 2005

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA!


we need to convince the NFL to let us start a franchise in Cabo San Lucas! The Cabo Killers! Instead of Gatorads, the players will all drink Cabo and levitate themselves into the endzone! We will win like 50 Super Bowls in a row and be declared the greatest team in the history of organized sports!!! And we'll all be richer than fuck!

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Saturday, January 08, 2005

FUCK!

FUCK it's been a long time. all this house shit and wedding planning and shit has kept me busy. oh whatever, i'm just a lazy fuck.
a couple quick things to mention. yes, cabomasters.com is gone. BUT, i have resurrected it at cabomasters.jimsen.com.


other things: tonight for dinner we're gonna have Sammy's Drunken Shrimp again, with waboritas. That shit fucking ruled last time. I want to go back to Cabo so fucking bad. We talked about going there for the honeymoon but I think Cabo in mid-July might just be too fucking hot...el bobbo, you ever been there in mid-summer? Is it intolerable???


I have more shit to post but I just wanted to let you all know that the forums are back...


LATES!!!!!!



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