A TASTE OF HEAVEN - BACK TO HELL

i have returned from heaven on earth aka cabo san lucas, and more specifically the cabo wabo cantina. there was triumph, there was pain, there was death, there was resurrection! where to begin?

let's start with the reunion of the cabomasters and cabomistress. the power was amazing. the hand of god (sammy) reached down and touched us all. lucky for you, blog reader, this event was captured on film:

lord hagar greets his followers

this cabo summit was indeed an important one, as we discussed the plan of attack for our conquest of the baja! the plan was, get as drunk as possible on cabo wabo tequila and then let the KILLING begin!!!!

step one: visit the cabo wabo cantina!

on our first night, we decided to make the visit to mecca! this was truly a moving experience to know that we were in the house of our lord. i was nearly in tears. upon arrival, we promptly ordered up a round of the trinity (for those of you who don't know what the fuck that is, it is a shot of blanco, shot of reposado, shot of anejo).

FEAR THE POWER, MORTAL!

to consume the trinity IN the cabo wabo cantina itself is something that i cannot put into words. it was at this moment that i believe i reached FULL enlightment! a shaft of light came down from the heavens and illuminated our table! i was hoping that sammy would reach down again, grab myself and my fellow cabomasters throw us into the pacific so we could float away to our destiny...

PROPHECY FULFILLED?!?!?!

but, alas, it was not to be. lord hagar obviously had other plans for his loyal disciples...