ULTIMATE TEQUILA WAR?!?!?!

ALERT! the cabomistress and I were looking for a good mexican place to go to this upcoming weekend, so i immediately thought of a place called "Tequilas". so i go to their site to check it out and notice they are having a TEQUILA NIGHT upcoming. i shit my pants instantaneously! here is the description of their tequila night:

"Los Catrines / Tequila's restaurant invites you to participate in a fun and educational evening. On selected Monday nights starting from 6pm we lock the doors of "EL PATRON" (our private dining room). Those lucky enough to be inside will enjoy a special feast put together by Chef Carlos Molina, followed by a seminar on the all mighty "Tequila". The objective is to examine the roots or origins of Tequila. Learn about distilleries, the makers, and their methods as we go behind the scenes. And, we will put emphasis on creating an appreciation for tequila as a stand alone liqour, while examining it's complexities when infused into exotic dishes.

This promises to be an excellent and educational feast. Reserve Now! Seating is limited."

let's just ignore the fact that their private room is called EL PATRON for a second...seats are limited to 12 per tequila night, which occurs approx once every 3 months or so...they are also $100 a seat, but i figure if we went there on a normal weekend we would probably spend that much, and not get the benefit of the seminar. so why the fuck not?!?!

so i call them and reserve two spots...no problem...which leads me to believe we'll be the only ones there! EVEN BETTER! this place is fucking legit...examine their tequila list. cabo wabo is represented of course, as is the herradura seleccion suprema at $45 a fucking glass! holy shit!

anyway...i'm thinking this could be the ultimate tequila war. the guy on the phone said "we have some new tequilas in that i think you will really enjoy." i can't wait to go in there, and when they try to introduce us to a new tequila, i will say "blind taste test." i'm gonna bring my own bottle of cabo with me for the blind taste tests, and i'll make them participate so i can show them that lord sammy RULEZ OVER ALL!

then. when they are drunk after trying repeatedly to defeat cabo wabo with other tequilas, i will bludgeon them to death with the empty Cabo bottle and declare CABO WABO as supreme ruler over all!!!!!

"YOU FUCKERS WILL BURN IN HELL WITH JOSE, WHILE SAMMY REWARDS ME IN THE AFTERLIFE WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF CABO WABO!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE BURN!"

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