FUCK BLOCKBUSTER!

so the cabomistress and i decide to get a movie one night. i've never seen any of the lord of the anal rings shit, so we go to get the first one.

out.

so i say fuck it, i heard they stand alone as seperate movies so i'll just watch the first one at a later date. let's get the two towers.

so we get it home and the stupid fucking INCOMPETENT blockbuster employee forgot to take out the fucking yellow thingy that does god(sammy) knows what?!?! you know what it does? it prevents me from watching my fucking movie that i just paid for! fucking bullshit. the cabomistress calls the blockbuster number and the stupid fucking cuervo-drinking rep on the other end says "well you have to bring it to the store so they can undo it."

FUCK THAT!

by this time i am already trashed. so i thinks to myself "what technology could they possibly have at the blockbuster store to undo this thing that i don't have right here in cabocentral? a laser-guided wang missile? check. a yak that shoots mind-bullets? check." so i says to myself, i says "let's fucking WANG IT UP!"

and on display for you here are the results:



i sort of sliced up the discs too a little. but they still play.

i haven't attempted to take them back yet. but when it do i will blame it on the fact that SAMMY (our lord and savior if i need to remind you, you fuck) wasn't displayed during the super bowl halftime show!

outs.