why, you ask?
well, let us please examine this article. NASA Says Second Mars Rover Experiencing Problems
that's 2 for 2. 100% failure. i like those odds. and here's why.
our fearless leader, GWB has proposed manned missions to mars! I PROPOSE THAT I AM ON THE FIRST FLIGHT OUT THERE!
it is obvious by now that i will not (as prophesized) be floating face-down in the pacific anytime soon! i tried. i went to the most dangerous beach in cabo san lucas but each time i got pulled under, sammy pulled me back up and said "no, my son. i have plans for you."
well, now it's all becoming clear. sammy wants me to spread the intergalactic word of cabo. and what better way to do that than burning up in the atmosphere (or lack thereof) of mars!
and in the hands of NASA, it's virtually a shoe-in that the mission will end in tragedy!
imagine the possibilities.....
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