and then it hit me....

some of you may or may not know that i am a fan of football. drunk guy made me rich with his weekly picks because he is one with cabo, and sammy is connected with all. as i was pondering this point and sipping a glass of cabo wabo reposado, i stumbled upon something interesting.

i am a fan of the philadelphia eagles. i was lucky enough to attend the divisional playoff against the packers. things were not looking good early, but late in the game....actually, right after the 2 minute warning in the 4th quarter, who comes over the stadium loudspeakers but sammy himself with his prophetic words "RIGHT NOW!" at that moment, i took a swig of cabo from my flask and knew that the eagles would win because sammy had reached down from the skies and touched them!

you're probably thinking to yourself "how does this help me? i, too, want to reap the financial gains as you have through sports gambling."

hahahaha! you are eager, my child.

well my friends, tough nuts has his OWN NFL prediction for this upcoming weekend. you see, now that the eagles are in the NFC championship game, they need only to defeat the panthers to move onto the super bowl in houston.

the super bowl in houston. think long and hard about that one and try to find the connection. drink a waborita if you must.

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SAMMY HAGAR WILL BE PLAYING IN HOUSTON SUPER BOWL WEEKEND, FUCKOS!

so it is OBVIOUS that sammy wants the eagles to be there with him! that is why he carried them on his back to victory over the packers last weekend!

so follow drunk guy's instructions and take out ALL your savings, retirement, college fund for your kids, sell your wedding ring, sell your clothes, sell your children (if your children are female, mexican, and over 18, sell them to drunk guy) and put every penny you have on the eagles.

you can thank me later.