ok, so i just got back from seeing The Passion....pretty good, but I have a couple issues to take up with mel gibson.
FIRST - the fucking guy they cast to be the Savior looked NOTHING like Sammy! what the fuck?!?!
SECOND - there was a lot of drinking in the movie. this is good. but at no point was it obvious that they were drinking Cabo Wabo. i mean, even at the last supper (aka last meltdown), there was a shot of the Savior pouring what appeared to be a reddish liquid...not the golden hue of reposado for sure...possibly a cranberry waborita?!?! this reviewer is certainly stumped.
THIRD - monica bellucci didn't get naked at all! in fact, she looked so bad she didn't even get me aroused!
FOURTH - i seriously question the historical accuracy of this film. it was written in the bible that sammy was persecuted, but instead of dying on a cross, he just killed everyone (except monica bellucci) and started mankind over again! the movie did not potray this angle at all and i am deeply disturbed!
FIFTH - i stuck around through the entire credits and NO BLOOPER REEL?!?! what the FUCK?!?!
i'm sure there is more but i am pretty fucking trashed on cabo wabo so fuck off and die!
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