the trinity. blanco. reposado. anejo. three shots. three steps to completeness. follow these three simple steps in succession and you too will be one with sammy.

lick slam suck.
lick slam suck.
lick slam suck.

that's it. that's ALL it takes to become completely enlightened. friends will notice the difference, but will not realize its magnitude. the opposite sex will flock to you. "is that a new tie?" "have you lost weight?" "how come you're not wearing any pants?" PANTS?!? WHO NEEDS PANTS WHEN YOU HAVE JUST CONSUMED THE TRINITY!!!!!