but let's jump back to thursday. after work, went to a work-related happy hour. it was about 107 degrees (heat index) and i was drinking coronas and shit and hanging out. left there around 10:45. came home, had 2 waboritas! so by this point i'm pretty trashed...wake up the next morning at like 9 fucking 30! very late! head to work, walk straight into my boss's office and say "uh, by the way, i'm taking a half day today."
proceed to accomplish nothing...just super dead tired and shit. so i leave around 2:30, go pick up some reposado and some coronas for friday evening. but i'm tired. so i get home, i'm thinking 2 hour nap then drink.
nope.
roommate comes home starts having coldies. now, it would be WRONG for me to let him drink alone right? so i fire up the waboritas. have 2. then we decide to go hit some golf balls (we live on a golf course). so we go out to the 3rd hole and start hitting around.
ok, aside time. friday was like thursday, fucking hot and humid and all this shit. but right around 7-7:30pm, cold front moves in, haze/humidity gone and it was absolutely the most perfect fucking weather known to man. it was fucking awesome.
ok, back to golf. so we're out there in this perfect weather, and we think "well, let's play a hole." so we go to the 4th (a par 4) and play it. then we're like "let's play another one." we played like 4-5 holes and it was fucking fun! FREE!!!! NICE HIT!!!!
so, we get in from golfing, so it's basically anejo shot time. do the shot.
ok. this is where things get interesting. i BELIEVE that i had at least 6 waboritas AFTER golf.
plus 2 shots of anejo
plus 2 coronas.
ok.
that makes:
8 waboritas total (16 shots of tequila)
2 anejo shots (2 shots of tequila)
2 beers (0 shots of tequila)
in one night. about from 4:30pm to 1am.
HOW AM I STILL FUCKING ALIVE?!?!?
i'll tell you how: cabo motherfucking wabo!
learn it, live it, love it!
AND IT'S 4:49AM on sunday AND I'M HAVING A WABORITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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