Monday, June 09, 2003

ok. we all know i love cabo. let's talk about one of my other loves...good salad bar days.
let's going over what that entails:
go to grocery store
walk to salad bar...notice that they've JUST replentished the caesar salad. NICE HIT! nice wedges of hard-boiled egg, slices of roasted red pepper, sufficient amounts of crutons, fresh (not soggy) lettuce, etc.
load up on that.
next, head down to the fruit and fill up on fruit salad and strawberries and all that other good shit!
THEN (this is key), head to the self-checkout line. whip through the entire checkout process in under 30 seconds.
walk out and get in car.

the best part about this is the ENTIRE trip is done without any interaction with humans!!!! no annoying check-out girl talking to you about your choice of salad...no old guy in front of you in line fiddling for hours with the credit card machine! in...out...eat.
ALL LUNCHTIME TRIPS SHOULD BE THIS EASY!!!!

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