shit!

it's been a long fucking time. i've been busy as shit. i know that's no excuse. let's see. where have i been in the last two weeks? shit i don't even know. here's the most important thing:

I AM DRINKING A WABORITA RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

my second one of the night and i am a little buzzed. i haven't slept barely at all in the last week....
i noticed that my fellow cabomaster has performed tequila showdown #1.

i had an impromptu showdown of sorts this past weekend. i was out playing a gig, and in between sets went out to the bar on the patio or whatever cause it was hot as fuck inside. asked for a yuengling lager. i had already had a waborita or 2 earlier in the day. the bartender proceeds to tell me that they don't serve bottles out on the deck. WELL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! so i just go "alright give me a shot of tequila." of course the only piss-shit they have is cuervo.

but i do it, just to show all fucking non-believers that the strength that cabo gives me allows me to CONQUER ALL FUCKING TEQUILAS BEYOND TIME AND SPACE AND LEAVE SMASHED AND EMPTY SHOT GLASSES IN MY WAKE AS I PROCEED TO MECCA (cabo wabo cantina).

so the jose shot arrives. no licking. no sucking. just slamming that piece of shit. and fucking RULING OVER IT FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!

fuck, i think the girl next to me fainted because of my awesome display of power. so i kicked her while she was passed out on the ground.

then i screamed "SAMMY!!! YOU ARE ALL POWERFUL!!!! JOSE IS SATAN!!!!!!"

people looked at me funny. so i killed them.