last weekend, the cabomistress and i were out at a bar/restaurant that had a wide selection of tequilas. we had dinner, then went up to the bar where i ordered up a shot of cabowabo reposado (of course). as we were sitting there, i overheard the bartender talking to a customer about "one of the top 5 tequilas in the world." my ears perked up...i was intrigued to hear which tequila he was referring to. corazon. i'd heard the name before but had never tried it. alas, tonight would not be the night, as we had somewheres else to be.
sunday afternoon, we were hanging out, i was in the mood for a waborita. no cabo in the house. liquor store closes at 5. it's 4:43. i grab the cabomistress and we JET to the liquor store. this was truly an amazing trip, sammy's powers were obvious from the very start. we did not hit one light the entire trip. sammy wanted me to succeed in my quest for cabo. it was as if he was guiding me. as a matter of fact, i don't even remember having my hands on the steering wheel the entire trip! SAFETY FIRST, KIDS!!!!
so we arrive at the liquor store at 4:55. no problem, i know exactly what to look for. i head back to the tequila section...i am eyeing up the selection as i approach and...WHAT IS THIS??!
NO CABO WABO?!?!? SAMMY, WHY DO YOU MOCK ME?!?!?!
at this point i was very confused. didn't sammy just give me the desire for cabo at the 11th hour?? didn't sammy just clear my pathway to the store so i could fulfill this desire??
as i cleared my thoughts, though, i noticed an interesting shape on the liquor store shelf. yes, i'd seen it before. it was the unmistakable phallic corazon bottle.
sammy, you are too much!!!! sammy didn't bring me here for cabo. he saw my interest in the corazon the night before and wanted me to experience it. as Drunk Guy has said on numerous occassions, cabo fears no competitor. cabo WANTS you to partake in other tequilas because CABO KNOWS THAT IT IS THE SUPREME RULER BEYOND ALL TIME AND SPACE!
so i bought the corazon and we went home and tried it. very nice. final judgement will be reserved for tequila showdown EC, but i will say that cabomistress enjoyed the corazon very much (possibly because of the shape of the bottle)!!!!
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